My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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