I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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