Just mADE A PArabola og urine
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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