Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well I just put wine in my tea
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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