I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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