I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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