My brain says no but my pants say off.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
