you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just high enough for therapy.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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