So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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