We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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