Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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