dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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