The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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