everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
