Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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