We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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