he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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