Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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