I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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