You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I deserve this hangover.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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