I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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