just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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