i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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