i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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