drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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