THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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