we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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