Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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