So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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