It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
