I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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