i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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