If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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