Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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