Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
