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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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