That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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