It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
