Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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