Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(909): View more from California

yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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(352): View more from Florida

My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.

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(714): View more from California

we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz

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(303): View more from Colorado

I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?

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(574): View more from Indiana

Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs

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