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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.

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