Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
no you cant smoke seaweed
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi