i was born a porn star she said
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?