Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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