i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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