i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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