Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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