i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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