the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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