i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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