There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Your cock deserves a montage
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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