Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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