have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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