party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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