you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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