Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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