Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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