so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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