i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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